U snap different pix with
different cars yet u claim say u
no be runs gal....my sister u be
mechanic?
You buy your girlfriend ice cream, u dey sip pure water
abi u diabetes?
You claim say u no dey cheat
on ur guy, yet u dey recieve
different calls for him presence
my sister...u be costomer care agent?
You buy your girlfriend suya u
come dey chop onion.... oh boy
you be vegetarian?
U dey sponsor your girlfriend
for university yet u never write jamb....my brother u be
scholarship board?
U ask a gal what she wants,
she tell u money and u are
angry, what do u expect her
to say, wisdom and understanding abi?
Ur babe get F9 parallel for
WAEC, she still dey ask for
Brazilian Hair of #150,000,
were she wan fix am? On top
of that coconut head? U have 8 tribal marks scattered
all over ur body, yet u still
want a tattoo ....ah my friend
u be zebra?
U are 6.5ft tall , u still com
wear 6 inches high heel shoe...seh u wan go moon?
U gather diff gals pix for your
phone yet u expect your
girlfriend to believe u are nt
cheating.... Uncle u be
photographer? He gave you an engagement
ring for over 5 yrs, he never
marry u, my dear u be lord of
the ring???